OK Sparklings! Listen up! You’re not ready for the multi-verse, but when I’m finished with you, you will be! We are going to go over the basics of Magic Junior until you get it right, so listen up!

Now don’t you be minding ol’ Captain Jorta, young Sparklings. He may be as hard as a darksteel ingot on outside, but he’s a big ol’ teddy bear on the inside. Just listen carefully and we’ll have you slinging spells like you’re in the Gatewatch in no time. OK? Good, let’s go!